Tom Hiddleston apologizes for leaving the country.
Science side of tumblr, I demand an explanation
Simple. What you see there is not wine, but blood. The four sacred glass mages are merely raising it up with their magic to present it to the Dark Lord in a feeble attempt to keep him from decimating their homeland
Thanks science side *tosses a biscuit*WHAT
Sam is like 30000% done with their messages.
Dr. Who River Song’s shooting range
Women are brave. Women are powerful. Women are clever. Women are beautiful. Women are determined. Women are strong. Women are independent. Women are fearless.
"I’m going on an adventure!"
"No you aren’t, come eat your fruit."
This post is gospel
you are forgetting the most important one
when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me $100 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS "RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE" HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE ME $100
so my dad come home today and was like “katie i did it i got your money”
he gave me 100 one dollar bills
my dad gave me 100 one dollar bills
i can pretend to be a super star
i am a queen
i made it rain on my mom