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I.
five sets of two hands, fingers spread wide
my best friend lying next to me squeaks out
“never have I ever masturbated”
a chortle and a shrug between the boys as they flick down their obligatory fingers
and I can’t help but feel a twinge in my stomach as my pinky follows suit
the silence in the room is thick and grey and suddenly sliced by
“…really?”
yes really.
have you ever experienced fun?

II.
I pull away a hair caught in my scarlet lipstick
in my reflection I see my table mate from english class
behind me she blinks twice and scoffs
“who are you trying to impress?”
the bathroom door is closed behind her before I can ask
the last time she did something to impress herself.

III.
before a trip to the mall
one of my friends spends two hours
perfecting her bronzer
and choosing the perfect pair of shoes
the other rubs in dry shampoo
and is out the door in less than five minutes
they are two of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen.

IV.
my father calls me beautiful through a mouthful of popcorn
as I pour a glass of milk to accompany my now third piece of leftover birthday cake
he plants a kiss on my cheek and I grin as I wipe it away.

V.
she asks me what to do to start loving herself
and I send her away to my full length mirror
and demand to only speak to her
when she’s found something to adore
the way I did with my knobby knees
and tiger-striped hips
and big square teeth
fifteen minutes go by
and she finally points to the freckles on her nose
splits into a grin
the one that makes everyone weak in the knees
and I watch the lightbulb go off above her head
as she realizes
it’s never been her job to hate her body

VI.
i tell my sister she looks cute today
and the look on her boyfriend’s face
when she blurts out “damn right I do!”
is priceless.

VII.
I used to worry that I’d never find someone who loved me at all
and now my biggest fear
is finding someone who can adore me as much as I’ve come to.

seven thoughts on self love that came to me before I got my driver’s license (llb)
4 days ago on August 16th, 2014 | J | 30,105 notes

So I heard a comment that gay (and “even” bisexual) men simply cannot play badass roles.

permissiontogoafterhim:

effortless-paradise:

castielandhisbluebox:

comic-khan:

unofficialsherlockian:

john-watson-is-sherlocked:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

Well

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I hate

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to disagree

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but I’m afraid

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I have to.

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Wait, why is RDJ in this list?

He says sexuality for him is a grey area, and basically it depends on who you talk to if he’s bisexual or not

same with Misha, i’m guessing?

^no Misha is openly bi

excuse you

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i think you are

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forgetting somebody

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very important

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who deserves to be on this list

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4 days ago on August 16th, 2014 | J | 226,173 notes

porkskins:

madgirl-without-a-box:

porkskins:

has anyone actually had a neighbor thats asked to borrow sugar

no but one time my neighbor arrived with 56 packages of sugar saying there was a sale and he gave us 10 for free

your neighbor is the type of person we read about in math books

2 weeks ago on August 5th, 2014 | J | 131,467 notes

phione:

if i pause my music to listen to your audio post it better be fucking good

2 weeks ago on August 5th, 2014 | J | 339,476 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

[wxs11]

tastefullyoffensive:

[wxs11]

2 weeks ago on August 5th, 2014 | J | 49,605 notes
ohillleavewithyourheadsire:

jungwildeandfree:

parrior:

How dare you Perez Hilton. How dare you. Stop acting so innocent.
Perez Hilton has
insulted kesha’s appearance many times
leaked private photos of kesha, invading her privacy
caused her to break down crying right before she was about to perform live on the xfactor
caused kesha to hallucinate from lack of sleep
ruined her relationship with some she really cared about
made fun of her sales
insulted her live performance, then praised her on his blog
claimed that gossips about other celebrities. wow
bullied her for years and then sucks up to her online, just like he does to many other celebrities
This is just some of the stuff I gathered, not including all the terrible things he has done to other celebrities. I just don’t understand how he still gets away with all of this. These things actually effect people. like ke$ha said in her song Love Into The Light, “all of the shit talk, all of the chatter cuts like a knife and kills like a dagger.”

signal boost because no one should do this. 

Screenshot it and tweet this shit to him

ohillleavewithyourheadsire:

jungwildeandfree:

parrior:

How dare you Perez Hilton. How dare you. Stop acting so innocent.

Perez Hilton has

  • insulted kesha’s appearance many times
  • leaked private photos of kesha, invading her privacy
  • caused her to break down crying right before she was about to perform live on the xfactor
  • caused kesha to hallucinate from lack of sleep
  • ruined her relationship with some she really cared about
  • made fun of her sales
  • insulted her live performance, then praised her on his blog
  • claimed that gossips about other celebrities. wow
  • bullied her for years and then sucks up to her online, just like he does to many other celebrities

This is just some of the stuff I gathered, not including all the terrible things he has done to other celebrities. I just don’t understand how he still gets away with all of this. These things actually effect people. like ke$ha said in her song Love Into The Light, “all of the shit talk, all of the chatter cuts like a knife and kills like a dagger.”

signal boost because no one should do this. 

Screenshot it and tweet this shit to him

2 weeks ago on August 5th, 2014 | J | 79,617 notes

deanslust:

Westy is an independent baby who don’t need no Misha

2 weeks ago on August 5th, 2014 | J | 78,784 notes

a-night-in-wonderland:

Video.

2 weeks ago on August 4th, 2014 | J | 162,357 notes

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps" *dies of laughter*

2 weeks ago on August 4th, 2014 | J | 249,829 notes

reblog if you’re an asshole

2 weeks ago on August 4th, 2014 | J | 200,351 notes
2 weeks ago on August 4th, 2014 | J | 190,804 notes

fuzzykitty01:

davusignavus:

rudimentree:

davusignavus:

i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

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“now all of china knows you’re queer”

please deliver this reply to your mother:

image“perfect”
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she laughed so hard i think she exploded

It’s back and still beautiful!

2 weeks ago on August 4th, 2014 | J | 201,685 notes

The best questions ever!!

1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
2 weeks ago on August 4th, 2014 | J | 10,463 notes

li0nsback:

imagine liking someone who:

  • wasn’t out of your league
  • wasn’t miles away
  • was single
  • actually liked you

woah imagine

2 weeks ago on August 4th, 2014 | J | 388,429 notes

southpaw-holmes:

sizvideos:

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Oh man this is wicked awesome!

2 weeks ago on August 4th, 2014 | J | 296,308 notes